October Horror Movie Challenge Day 17
Why I Watched:
Crazy Love Theme Night
What I Learned:
- Wow. Paul Reiser. There's someone you don't see often anymore.
- This cast is so surprising. Paul Reiser. Cheryl Hines. Molly Shannon. John C. Reilly. Anna freaking Kendrick.
- Man, his bulge game is strong.
- Having sex with your back-from-the-dead girlfriend - never a good idea.
- Smooth jazz soothes the zombie soul.
- Talking zombies (that aren't just screaming for braaaaiins) are weird and confusing. Like, how do you deal with that?
- Fleeing a zombie invasion? Can't forget your CDs. In 20freaking14.
Rating:
Trophy Heads (2014)
Rating:
What I Learned:
- Starts with an alien mask wearing killer and is mom videoing a scythe beheading. Then random boobs.
- Really decent low budget references here: Creepozoids, Head of the Family
- I had the lowest of expectations going into this movie, but it is actually sort of awesome.
What I Learned:
- Mapquest's infamous wrong directions. Yeah, they did me dirty once upon a time.
- No "They're coming to get you Barbara"? Really? Same cemetery scene, with Barbara, and nothing.
- And now their watching the original movie. I don't t know what to make of this.
- Ugh. Stoner isn't funny stoner, he's too stupid to live stoner.
- Idiot shoots through closed window at zombie. Now the window is broken and they're all getting in.
- Good lord, this movie is such a disappointment.
- "Ever read those Left Behind books?" Woman thinks zombies = Rapture. I'm thinking she didn't read the books.
- I want to stab the stupid out of these people.
- Intestines that look exactly like big fat summer sausage. It's like they aren't even trying.
- No training, perfect head shot.
What I Learned:
- Middle aged Donald Sutherland is very convincing as a sea captain. He's got the expected look. Like the hat fits well.
- Alien. On the ocean. With robots. And I want to say something about The Terminator. And Transformers. It's all the things.
- It's a horror movie featuring evil Erector sets.
- Right. Evil robot aliens aren't enough. We also need to be in a hurricane in the middle of the ocean.
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