Friday, October 3, 2014

Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge, Two Thousand Maniacs!, Evil Bong, Tales from the Darkside: The Movie, The Bad Seed, and Soultaker

October Horror Movie Challenge Day 3

Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge (2001)

Why I Watched:
Can on the same DVD as Halloweentown

What I Learned:
These movies really, really aren't as good as I remember them being.
Surprisingly, this one is better than the first one though.


Two Thousand Maniacs! (1964)

Why I Watched:
Herschell Gordon Lewis
Distributed by Something Weird Video
Revenge Movie
Released in the 1960s
Summer Themed (sorta)

What I Learned:
People will stay in a town for no reason just because the locals seem excited to see them.
The barrel trick actually surprised me.


Evil Bong (2006)

Why I Watched:
Bill Moseley
Phil Fondacaro
Horror Comedy
Released in the 2000s

What I Learned:
As long as you're high and have strippers, you won't question anything.
Vitamins can get rid of your high.


Tales From the Darkside: The Movie (1990)

Why I Watched:
Dick Smith
Stephen King

What I Learned:
So many celebrities.
 Not one really living up to their potential.


The Bad Seed (1956)

Why I Watched:
Killer/Evil Child
Released in the 1950s

What I Learned:
That is not a boy on the DVD case.
Her braids are always perfect. Always. How?
Mom sucks at solving problems. Also at death.
End scene, funny spanking. Would never, ever fly today.


Soultaker (1990)

Why I Watched:
Robert D'Zar
MST3K version

What I Learned:
It's really not as awful as the 2.2 IMDB rating would lead you to believe.
But it's not good either.
There are more Estevez/Sheen actors out there.
There is a reason most people don't know that.
At least a few laughs from the MST3K crew.

So many technical difficulties and still managed 6 films. Not bad.

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