Creepshow 3, Cheap Thrills, Alien Raiders and Dead Rising: Watchtower

October Horror Movie Challenge Day 16

Creepshow 3 (2006)

Why I Watched:

Anthology Theme Night

What I Learned:

• "An ass is more important than tits. Tits are for amateurs." Says grandma. This is surprisingly funny.
• Blood on the camera lens. Hate that

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Cheap Thrills (2013)

What I Learned:

• This is a great premise. I keep waiting for the next outrageous thing to happen. 
• I'd imagine cutting off a finger would be worse than eating cooked dog, but apparently this movie thinks otherwise.

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Alien Raiders (2008)

What I Learned:

• Seriously, people, stop video taping your crimes.

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Dead Rising: Watchtower (2015)

What I Learned:

• Zombie clowns are the best. Especially when they're slow moving with weapons. 
• "God Hates Zombies" sign. Everyone always picketing for god. If I was god, I'd hate signs.
• Circular saw/sledge hammer combo. Great weapon. If you lift the damned thing. 
• I'm going to need a sequel. Like, yesterday.

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