October Horror Movie Challenge Day 7
Why I Watched:
Blood and Snow Theme night
What I Learned:
- Really appreciate the quick recap of the first movie here
- Giving mouth to mouth to a zombie is always a bad idea
- Norwegian guy risks his life and girls chant USA, USA. Typical.
Rating:
Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV
Rating:
Why I Watched:
Lloyd Kaufman
What I Learned:
- There is so much shit in this movie. Literal shit.
- Interesting. Movie claims Lincoln was bipolar. Google confirms. I learned something from a Troma movie.
- Ron Jeremy makes a surprisingly fantastic mayor.
- So, Bizarro Toxie just runs around killing random people?
- And why are Cow Man's udders on his crotch? Udders are nipples. C'mon now.
- Oh, hey, Corey Feldman. As a doctor.
Why I Watched:
Clive Barker
What I Learned:
- I'm convinced Clive Barker sees things others don't.
- If the body is fresh, why are there flies?
- I love the simple creepiness of the mask.
- Pro Tip: Decorating your hostages in Christmas lights before torturing them makes the entire event more festive.
What I Learned:
- "What is a troll?" Shouldn't these kids know?
- This film style (with the Skype and messaging and all) works better than I expected. This is fairly creepy.
- That is definitely not how you play I never
What I Learned:
- This is less about killing cheaters and more about hating men.
- She's not fun serial killer like Hannibal or likable serial killer like Dexter, she's just obsessively creepy
- The final action scenes are kind of cool, but they don't really make up for the rest of the movie.
- You can really see what they intended to be 3D
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