October Horror Movie Challenge Day 5
Why I Watched:
TV Movie
What I Learned:
- Ohhh, Rick Genest is in this!
- Holy hot dog, that man is climbing a ladder made of knives.
- Lou Diamond Phillips giving Rick Genest some side eye
- "Is that a foot?" Captain Obvious for the win.
- Wait, what? The Jersey Devil? Oh, that's why they were so fixated on the NJ license plate early on.
- Sure, the beast is dead, yet the townsfolk still need to beat up on some carnies.
- "Burn, baby. That'll learn ya."
Rating:
Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy (2010)
Rating:
Why I Watched:
Heather Langenkamp
Kevin Yagher
Documentary
Documentary
What I Learned:
- I'd count how many times they put down Friday the 13th, but I know I've already missed at least 4 instances.
- Oh, Log Lady, I forgot you were in these movies
- Wes Craven really was a wonderful, talented man. I regret never getting to meet him.
- Geez, these people. Director of the 2nd film didn't even like the first
- Effect guys always come off so bitter in these horror documentaries. They can't use everything you work on. Damn.
- Gahhh I need Freddy pajamas. Like NEED them
- I can't believe I never knew there was a Freddy's Nightmares TV series.
- Peter Jackson's screenplay for Nightmare on Elm Street 6 sounds amazing.
- New Nightmare had a lot of early themes that were noticeable in Scream
Why I Watched:
Chris Bender
Killer / Evil Animal
What I Learned:
- Road trip tongue twisters. These girls know how to party
- I really, really like this blonde girl.
- That is a big ass beaver.
- They're not just zombie beavers, they're genius zombie beavers who cut phone lines.
- Beaver transformations are the stuff of nightmares.
Why I Watched:
Charles Band
Killer / Evil Doll
What I Learned:
- As punishment, this guy is making his daughter bury her dolls - which she considered her only friends. Ass.
- Daughter falls into the grave she built for the dolls and the dad just throws some dirt on her too. Mega ass.
- So this is a 100% complete rip off of Puppet Master.
- Except this boy is possessed by a girl protecting the dolls. So that's different.
- Different. Not better. Not even good. But different.
- Why didn't the dolls protect the little girl in the beginning of the movie? We could have avoided this entire movie.
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