Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Slumber Party Massacre III, Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan and Husk

October Horror Movie Challenge Day 13

Slumber Party Massacre III (1990)

Why I Watched:
25 Year (1990) Anniversary

What I Learned:
  • You know it's a 90s movie or later when most men's bathing suits are near knee length. No more short shorts.
  • I don't remember slumber parties involving lingerie and stripping for your girlfriends.
  • Death by vibrator. This is why our sex toys are battery operated.


Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)

Why I Watched:

What I Learned:
  • Montage of random street youths using drugs. No recap at all. Weird.
  • Ahh, there it is, naked teen in bed with girlfriend will give the recap.
  • Because, by the 8th movie, the viewers still don't know about Jason. 
  • Stephen King used a dip pen in high school? That sounds unlikely.
  • Why is Jason all wet and squishing while he walks? He's been on that boat a while.
  • The harbinger finally arrives, halfway through the movie.
  • Jason confused by the hockey mask billboard. Priceless.
  • No one has deserved a Jason provided death more than the principal in this movie.


Husk (2011)

What I Learned:
  • These people need to stop going in the corn. Doesn't everyone have a healthy fear of cornfields by now?
  • "There's someone in the corn" And he says it all surprised like.
  • This is weird. And creepy. And different. But, still, who would go into the damned corn to begin with?
  • Oh, good, the final showdown. No, wait, 25 minutes left. Ugh. This isn't working for me anymore.
  • I forgot these other guys were still alive.
  • Ugh. We already saw that flashback. No replaying of flashbacks. 


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